By all means, speak how you please. This is just a fun post that I’d like to share with you of a few jokes on being a Vegan.

  • How many meat eaters does it take to change a light bulb?
    None, they would rather stay in the dark about things.
  • Why did the tofu cross the road?
    To prove he wasn’t chicken.
  • What does a vegan zombie eat?
    GggrrrrRRAAAIIIiiinnNNnnsSs!
  • What did the lettuce say to the celery?
    Are you stalking me?

  • Why did the tomato blush?
    Because he saw the salad, dressing.

  • Can I tell you a pick up line? I promise it won’t be cheesy

Sources:

http://www.vegetus.org/jokes/jokes.htm

 http://vegetarian.lifetips.com/tip/157652/vegetarian-jokes/vegetarian-jokes/top-10-jokes-about-being-a-vegetarian.html

https://www.happycow.net/vegtopics/humor

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