By all means, speak how you please. This is just a fun post that I’d like to share with you of a few jokes on being a Vegan.
- How many meat eaters does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they would rather stay in the dark about things.
- Why did the tofu cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
- What does a vegan zombie eat?
What did the lettuce say to the celery?
Are you stalking me?
Why did the tomato blush?
Because he saw the salad, dressing.
Can I tell you a pick up line? I promise it won’t be cheesy